well first off.. getting parra on the plane is essential and crucial to any schoolies tour. Inspection of the joint your crashing at is a must but the hot chick radar must be on.. be prepared to flirt and be the first one to christen the bed. Being a sly dog is not considered playing dirty on a Gold Coast Schoolies tour.. you just have to take what you can get. A set of scales could come in handy at the front door of your venue due to weight restrictions if you are above ground level, you dont want any porkers falling through the floor. Condoms should be worn at all times unless you are rooting a chick way out of your league and want to see her again.
remember no girlfriends allowed on tour and no relationships can be formed, no matter if she is bingle-esk! macking a chick after puking is considered as good form and should be well respected by your fellow peers. On a serious note.. always let your mates know where your going and always carry your phone with you. 
Not drinking at all times is unacceptable and serious penalties should apply such as; shaven head, cross dressing for a day, shaft licking and spooning with sticks!! passing out during sex is considered funny and not embarrassing!!
always remember... have fun and get fat!!!
peace birch & hamo xx
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