INTRODUCTION EP!!

...So we thought it would be cool and ace to have an introduction ep! We are new to this so show us some love and send us your thoughts!! feel free to jump on and send us an email at birchandhamo@hotmail.com!




peace and love
birch and hamo xx

p.s shout out to B&H's #1 fan eden blair :D

Travis Johnstone

...just passing by some old saved goodies on my computer i found an old video that is the true inspiration behind The Birch & Hamo show!!! www.mac-bunno.tv was a blog run by Brisbane Lions Footballers Joel Macdonald and Troy Selwood throughout the 2008 and 2009 season.. they have many Videos and interesting articles on their website as shown above!

So sit back, relax and enjoy "The Travis Johnstone Interview"

tj interview from www.mac-bunno.tv on Vimeo.

Cheers, Birch xx

CRIBS VIDEO FINALLY UP!!

At Last! the F@#$!ng! video is up!.. made a while ago but never published correctly, now have a gander, play with yourself if you have to and enjoi :)

Our acting skills could land us a gig on "neighbours" it's that bad!



..stay tuned for the new "Gillette's Greatest Athlete" video coming to your panties soon..

peace and love birch xx

"TOMCAT" BECOMES "LOVECAT"

It's winter! we're all cold.. so Birch and Hamo have decided to tear strips of Tom "TMAC" Mcmillan's Simon Katich rug and wax the super hairy (dead rat look) rig!! auctioning off the hair to Third World Countries... Hopefully TMAC's voluptuous fur will be able to cover at least half of the affected nations, giving Robert Mugabe a break!

The world record holder for the fastest sheep shearer, has come out this week stating that he is not sure whether he can fulfill the promises we delivered to the struggling countries!! we promised alot, over $400,000 to world vision, Promised to build a hospital, Abortion Clinic and 9 years worth of food, THANKS TOM!!


The poor kids from world vision will be very disappointed when they don't receive their cheque delivered Tom! so man up! get rid of the horrid rug cause we're sure that your girlfriend doesn't want to snuggle up next to a wet rat anymore!

peace and love birch and hamo xx

Le Page Shuts The Dunny Door

"In a little cubicle far, far away,
There was a little boy named Andy,
Who wanted to play,
She whipped off her batch,
An exposed her snatch,
Which Andy kindly put away"

Andrew 'Lovemake' LePage, The exuburant young lad from East Craigieburn stunned the world on the weekend by putting away a poor, disadvantaged, drunken and willing participant in a secluded toilet cubicle. The trash-talking GONZILLA, who once said to Hamo 'take her to Lygon, ask her under a candle lit dinner' has defied the odds by doing it dirty ethnic style/reverse cowgirl in the mens toilets. Some would consider this as a step in the wrong direction, trying to turn the corner on his previous altercation with the DEVIL.

Although he is supremely relieved, this one night turned wild has left the 'X man' with a hint of over confidence. Often flapping his gums about how good he is and how easy it was to do it.

Now the Leppa is moving on with this, Birch and Hamo have decided to start a program that will help underprivileged, chronic masturbaters and nerds, lose there V-Plates. The Live-It-Up-Leppa program will start through the treacherous time of schoolies week but we have already helped out a few boys already by setting them up with webcams and buying them ZOO magazines.

In other news, Jamie Anderson has decided to fish hook anus!

Peace and Love Birch and Hamo xx

Birch and Hamo's Handbook for SCHOOLIES 2009

well first off.. getting parra on the plane is essential and crucial to any schoolies tour. Inspection of the joint your crashing at is a must but the hot chick radar must be on.. be prepared to flirt and be the first one to christen the bed. Being a sly dog is not considered playing dirty on a Gold Coast Schoolies tour.. you just have to take what you can get. A set of scales could come in handy at the front door of your venue due to weight restrictions if you are above ground level, you dont want any porkers falling through the floor. Condoms should be worn at all times unless you are rooting a chick way out of your league and want to see her again.

remember no girlfriends allowed on tour and no relationships can be formed, no matter if she is bingle-esk! macking a chick after puking is considered as good form and should be well respected by your fellow peers. On a serious note.. always let your mates know where your going and always carry your phone with you.



Not drinking at all times is unacceptable and serious penalties should apply such as; shaven head, cross dressing for a day, shaft licking and spooning with sticks!! passing out during sex is considered funny and not embarrassing!!
always remember... have fun and get fat!!!

peace birch & hamo xx

BLOOD + SWEAT + CUM

look guys, now i know we have been a bit slack lately at the birch and hamo show but thats all about to change as of now!! a re-vamped and new found attitude will strike the B&H show for the rest of its existence.. we have been on sturdy break and over the past month and a bit a lot of news has hit the airwaves but don't worry because we at the BIRCH and HAMO plan to deliever!
we have some hot goss on Jamie "STICKS" Anderson, Stevie Geeeeeee, Jimmy P & Jess Deeeeee ;) plus many more!!

we noticed a trend lately.. everyone has been getting a girlfriend. Including our very own Hamish Moore, he is happily engaged to the wonderful Clare. Which girl has Jamie Anderson's heart??? he claims several women are after him and want him in the sack!! the serial text sexer has been livid that his internet is not up and running at his temporary house.. he has been thrown in the looney bin for a while to settle down. On another note it was Mitchell Streiffs one year anniversary with his beloved wife Megan.. we wish them all the best and many happy years to come.

do we all remember reknowned teachers pet and Stuey Clark suck up Andrew "i'm sick" Le Page?? one time clad man, full time suck up left the Cricket Vic program and no has rejoined the formidable army. Let's just say it has been a plugga lockett retirement story; he will never be as good as he used to be...

on a high note the birch and hamo show have decided to film there GOLD COAST SCHOOLIES adventure this year.. so stay tuned for an episode filled with blood, sweat and cum!! staying in the veluptious paradise towers, titties should be out and drinking faces should be worn!! drinking 24/7 is compulsory, being a bitch/cat is not an option and sex with fat chicks deserves serious punishment!! birch and hamo will be taking you in depth of what it's like for schoolies on the gold coast!! access all areas with B&H!!!!!!!!!!

also...birch and hamo photoshoot coming up very soon, stay tuned!!
peace.. birchyyy xx

FUCKING YOUR EAR PUSSY'S

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition
Unbelievable vocals and guitar in this track, this song will send you on a journey!

TV On The Radio - DLZ
Trippy song with an unbelievable dreamy chorus..

The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful (sebastiAn remix)
Catchy song with the traditional sebastiAn touch.

Friendly Fires - Skeleton Boy (Paul Epworth Version)
Add yourself a few electronic beats in the back and whalla!

Ladyhawke - Paris is Burning (Alex Metric Remix)
Turns the original into a piece of shit!

Lookbook - Over and Over (Gigamesh Remix)
...Need a tune to just think and chill out to? this is it

The Rubies - Stand In a Line (Shinichi Osawa Remix)
Nintendo backbeats make this track a killer.. maybe soft but defiantly gets the blood pumping


Bloc Party - Signs (AVH Remix)
AVH turns a this song into a dance orgy... Video clip even better!!

MSTRKRFT - Bounce
All i do is party! a bit repetitive but guaranteed to go off


BIRCH xoxoxo