It's winter! we're all cold.. so Birch and Hamo have decided to tear strips of Tom "TMAC" Mcmillan's Simon Katich rug and wax the super hairy (dead rat look) rig!! auctioning off the hair to Third World Countries... Hopefully TMAC's voluptuous fur will be able to cover at least half of the affected nations, giving Robert Mugabe a break! The world record holder for the fastest sheep shearer, has come out this week stating that he is not sure whether he can fulfill the promises we delivered to the struggling countries!! we promised alot, over $400,000 to world vision, Promised to build a hospital, Abortion Clinic and 9 years worth of food, THANKS TOM!!
The poor kids from world vision will be very disappointed when they don't receive their cheque delivered Tom! so man up! get rid of the horrid rug cause we're sure that your girlfriend doesn't want to snuggle up next to a wet rat anymore!
peace and love birch and hamo xx
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