"In a little cubicle far, far away,
There was a little boy named Andy,
Who wanted to play,
She whipped off her batch,
An exposed her snatch,
Which Andy kindly put away"
There was a little boy named Andy,
Who wanted to play,
She whipped off her batch,
An exposed her snatch,
Which Andy kindly put away"
Andrew 'Lovemake' LePage, The exuburant young lad from East Craigieburn stunned the world on the weekend by putting away a poor, disadvantaged, drunken and willing participant in a secluded toilet cubicle. The trash-talking GONZILLA, who once said to Hamo 'take her to Lygon, ask her under a candle lit dinner' has defied the odds by doing it dirty ethnic style/reverse cowgirl in the mens toilets. Some would consider this as a step in the wrong direction, trying to turn the corner on his previous altercation with the DEVIL.
Although he is supremely relieved, this one night turned wild has left the 'X man' with a hint of over confidence. Often flapping his gums about how good he is and how easy it was to do it.
Now the Leppa is moving on with this, Birch and Hamo have decided to start a program that will help underprivileged, chronic masturbaters and nerds, lose there V-Plates. The Live-It-Up-Leppa program will start through the treacherous time of schoolies week but we have already helped out a few boys already by setting them up with webcams and buying them ZOO magazines.
In other news, Jamie Anderson has decided to fish hook anus!
Peace and Love Birch and Hamo xx
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